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Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

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  • There’s really no point of even writing a review of this record because anyone with even half a brain cell knows this record is garbage. But why not.I guess if you really, really like corporate rock, Limp Bizkit is perfect for you. Even NSYNC spend less time out golfing with their label executives. Chocalate Starfish is also for you if your ideal rock star is an overweight gansta-wannabe who doesn’t even go to the McDonalds drive-through without a security guard. Note to Fred: Dr. Dre you ain’t. Although I suppose if I made music as bad as you, I’d want to be protected from the public too.Also, if you’ve recently discovered these things called “swear words” like Fred apparently has, you’ll also love this record, cause he uses them a bunch. How cool! I wish I could come up with lyrics as deep and meaningful as “Keep rollin, rollin, rollin.” I bet bands like Pearl Jam and Nine Inch Nails just wish they were cool enough to get to do a duet with Christina Aguilera on MTV, but they just aren’t cool enough I guess. Maybe someday.

    Posted on December 18, 2009