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  • This album was developed purely as an amusing tribute to the movies of Arnie, brutal breakdowns, shredding solos (and yes, they are incredible solos!) and roaring vocals with singalong choruses. On this, it succeeds tremendously, Tim Lambesis shows huge talent and versatility and it is amazing to think he created each of these songs in only an hour! The Arnie impersonator perhaps needs to work on his act but I think the over the top, stereotypical impersonation actually enhances the comic value of the album!

    As for the haters who insist this is a rip off of Arnocorps, have you even listened to Arnocorps, crappy punk compared to brutal thrash/metalcore! Fact remains that yes, the whole album is a ripoff, of some extremely entertaining 80’s and 90’s movies, it’s a comedy album that happens to have talent, don’t make it out to somehow be offensive!! Grow a pair, get a a sense of humour and enjoy an extremely well done comedy album!

    Posted on November 12, 2009 - Permalink - Buy Now
  • This cd, created by Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying is the ultimate tribute to the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. This cd is packed with hilarious tracks including lines from classic Arnie films as lyrics. Heavy guitar riffs and solo’s are included, and great drums. This cd is a must have for everyone, even if you don’t like metal, because it is a very funny cd.

    Posted on November 12, 2009 - Permalink - Buy Now
  • The best of Arnold in a heavy metal album, what more could any metal head want. Truly origional and amazing concept, I hope Austrian Death Machine is around for a long time.

    Posted on November 12, 2009 - Permalink - Buy Now
  • I found out about cd in my receommendation section. I was like ‘why hasn’t anyone thought to do this before?’ Well, these guys did. Or this guy rather. This reminds me of the Dethklok album which also was pretty much just one dude making all the music. Anyway, this is a delightful romp through fields of pure brutality. A little bit thrash, a little bit metalcore. I’m not a huge fan of Metalcore but it is enjoyable here. After all, it’s Arnold! The only thing that was missing was a song about Ricter “see you at the party Ricter!” But I heard the new album that is coming out soon will have a Ricter song and a Bennet song. “Chill out Bennet!” Other than that this has just about every Arnold moment you could want in a album about Arnold.(Maybe there will be a song about Arnold carrying a child. I hope not but there would be chuckles all around if there was.
    Anyway, this is a great album and fans of metal and/or Arnold will love it. It’s a great buy if you like your metal hard and brutal.
    P.s. Screw you! Screw you!Screw you Benny!
    P.p.s. Was Arnold really pregnant in a movie? Who was the pothead that though that would make a good movie? Ok Im done.

    Posted on November 12, 2009 - Permalink - Buy Now
  • As is said on this CD, these guys are just fooling around but still rock harder than many bands out there that take themselves totally serious. It’s blazing, heavy, loud, and entertaining on a humorous level. If you are one of those metalheads who’s totally serious about everything, this is not for you. But, if you still manage to maintain a little sense of humor, you might just like it. After all, It’s Totally Broooo-Talll!!!!

    Posted on November 12, 2009 - Permalink - Buy Now